Dear Friend and I have been working on finalizing our prenuptial agreements.*
I think a spouse should have to promise to put the toilet seat AND the lid down. I think a male spouse should wipe the floor when he misses the target. And I think said spouse should towel off in the bathtub, rather than dripping all over the bath mat and the floor.
(I have bathroom issues. Sue me.)
Dear Friend is having his best friend, Harold, help him devise his own prenuptial agreement list. Knowing Harold, I'm sure it will contain acrobatic sexual performances on demand, keeping the fridge stocked with designer beer, and no complaining about time spent on the golf course.
Knowing what you know now, what would you require of a spouse before tying the knot?
*For the humor-impaired among you, this is all in good fun. Work with me here....